I have something I need to tell you, " he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you,...
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Veronica Roth
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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Scott Adams
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
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Lemony Snicket
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"...
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Erma Bombeck
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.
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Cassandra Clare
More Quotes By Carmen Jenner
White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.
Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love."" Well your current ... er ... girl, is getting jealous with all the attention you're paying your first love, and she has orifices you can...
Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.
